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It’s not that Big Jim should be paraded down Briggate just for being sound, but it’s difficult to find many other examples of someone so talented still being able to tell their head from their arse.

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The Square Ball 1 Oct 2026

You Know What You Are

We decide on a fitting punishment for turbo cheats Man City and in the process accidentally bring about the end of football as we know it.

The West Stand 28 Sept 2026

Ed Cowburn: 43 Leeds Tattoos for Klichy

Kit designer, Leeds fan and tattooist - Ed is doing 43 tattoos of Mateusz Klich's goal for Leeds United against Stoke City, with no two alike.

Propaganda 23 Sept 2026

Heads Must Roll

Leeds United with a boring draw at home to Palace but luckily Man United have been hilarious for this week's Propaganda!

The Match Ball 20 Sept 2026

Leeds United 0-0 Crystal Palace

Reaction to a goalless draw for Leeds United against the Eagles in a Sunday shutout in Beeston.

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Members’ Show · 4 Oct 2026

Crack-Addled Deer

More musical entries on this weeks Members' Show, we chat more about those cheats over in Manchester and Michael reworks an animation classic.

The Phil Hay Years · 30 Sept 2026

Monk's Departure

Episode 54 of The Phil Hay Years and Phil talks about Garry Monk's exit from Leeds United.

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Match Reports 7 Sept 2026Zoom in, zoom out

Brighton 1-1 Leeds United: New Energy

Rob Conlon

Zoom out and it becomes apparent just how far this Leeds United team has come. Zoom in a little closer and it’s evident Leeds are still getting better.

Blog 3 Sept 2026Hi, Angus!

Deadline day from the other side

Rob Conlon

For once we could sit back and enjoy the loathsome madness clubs put themselves through on deadline day. Hi, Angus!

Match Reports 31 Aug 2026Who's got the bottle opener?

Leeds United 1-1 Brentford: Throwing shapes

Rob Conlon

For the first time in four years under Farke, Leeds are unbeaten in their first three games of the season, and history suggests that from there they only get better.

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